Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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