how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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