too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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