How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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