i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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