your room smells of hookers.
And success
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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