Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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