D3 body, D1 cock
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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