Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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