fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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