didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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