Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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