You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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