Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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