I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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