the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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