her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize