"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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