I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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