I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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