so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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