Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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