the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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