i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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