My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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