Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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