Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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