She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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