Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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