eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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