The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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