Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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