If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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