Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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