Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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