your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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