3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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