I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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