girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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