i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
