I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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