do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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