She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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