I heard we made out
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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