She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
