i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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