i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
40s are totally the cure
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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