how can u be prego again
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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