its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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