Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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