so that wasnt chicken after all
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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