My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen