So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.