would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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