awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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