i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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