Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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