I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm sobbing to NWA
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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