GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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