Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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