I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Sext me about skeletons
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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