What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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